new year resolution-first draft

getting so headache with my work....i really hate it when i have to compile lots of informations into one single report to the management.....it is not just compiling. It includes rectifying previous shits, explaining the shits, and anaylysing the shits. god help me
taking a break from the septic tank, i decided to come out with my first draft of my new year resolution. Few has crossed my mind but no time to think it thoroughly. It may change a bit towards the new year. Here is my first draft.
1)75kg by March 09 :p ....this resolution started in 2000 and i renewed it yearly....something like our New Economic Policy.
2) Brush my teeth at night before going to bed.
3) Apply some skin product every night. (Have to live like a true gay)
4) Wake up at 7am in the morning on working days and leave my house by 730am.
5) Cut down spending
6) Read more books
7) Organize my workplace, i often find it very hard to differenciate important contracts and scrap papers on my table.
8) Clean my messy room on weekends.
9) More masturbation , less sex ... sex is getting boring. i keep getting bad bj ; go in , shoot , out...its too routine. masturbation save time, money, no need preparation and the sensation is as great. Besides, i have a wide selection of porns
10) with reference to point no 9 , maybe i should spice things up. maybe try some SM, use some tools, orgy, more 3 somes, maybe i should even play bottom (sucks)
11) avoid procrastination.
12) make more friends in the gym, i mean real friends.
13) Xue Hua Yu (learn mandarin)
14) OK...this might be the hardest, but by 1st Jan 2009 , i will forgive and forget, all my family/friends/backstabbers for all our misunderstanding. No more grudges, no more vengeance.
Thats what i can come out for now....will update by end of the month before 1st jan!!!