Boobies hangover

Yes i am back to my lovely country,yesterday. I still hate the government. Down 2 packet of nasi lemak this morning...been craving for it since yesterday night.
Overall, i cant deal with boobs anymore.I am still recovering from boob hangover. For the meantime, i shall stop buying char siew pau for breakfast, instead i will opt for sausage roll and half boiled eggs. I mean the whole trip wasnt about boobs but my counterpart thinking i am straight, wanted to make me happy, so he assumed my ideal entertainment involved having ass rubbing at my crotch and boobs on my face. But seriously, if i am straight, this will be one of the most wonderful business trip i have ever been.
I have been faking it since i am young and only came out to my family and close friends about 2 years ago. I used to fake it so well that my friends started to call me pimp. I lose some of the touch after JP and AT came into my life, my bf and my used to be close gay friend. I am glad that during this trip, i have sharpen back my pimping skill. 4 of us (myself, my collegue, mr tom and mr yam) entered the high class bar, sounds something like Sukhumwit Legs and is ushered into the private lounge. We chatted for 5 minutes and then 8 chicks with swimsuit came it. The mamasan with bad teeth came and sit on my lap, peck me on my forehead and said to me " You like my babies? " "They very sad, buy them drinks and they happy" . She has just placed a krytonite right on my face. To get rid of her from my lap and get the attentions of me, i pulled the most innocent looking chick and get her to sit next to me. I look at the mamasan with my fake happy smile and said " I buy her drinks" . Mamasan proceed to other colleagues.
The reason i picked the innocent looking chick is to protect her from others as i wont be groping her here and there, but i am so wrong. She is a slut! She went on to lick my ears and neck. and wanted to french kiss me. Sensing the danger, i pinched her ass and smile. She shouted and all of them laughed. We started karaoke and i asked her to sit next to me. I did not entertain her at all despite all her moves so she exited the room after a short while, to look for other business i guess. My colleague, EW, a fresh grad at 24 had the best time of his life, i can tell from his face.
I am getting tired of all these. I am not sure how long i can take all these. I am schedule to go to shanghai somewhere next month. I doubt it will be a boobie trip. I hope to have Julian show me around in Shanghai and i will 'reward' him accordingly ..hehe
My boss just walk pass me cubicle and he farted. What the hell!